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~Wanna use your true love’s heart for target practice?

The Bite
Ready…aim… They’ll bloomin’ keel over when you surprise ‘em with a bouquet of beautiful, organic flowers. Just keep the defibrillator handy.

The Benefits

*TLC for the planet. In CA alone, nearly 800,000 lb of pesticides are used on conventional flower farms each year.
*Just smelling the roses. When you inhale the scent of non-organic flowers, you’re probably inhaling some poisonous chemicals as well.
*A little love for workers, including those in Central and South America, where exposure to pesticides is less controlled than the United States.

Personally Speaking
Heather once received a disturbing flower basket that included a white, stuffed teddy bear for Valentine’s. She really should taken that as a sign.

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